Crazy Old Bastard

“When the wolf gets old, even the sheep laugh.”

-Turkish Proverb

Allen, wealthy alcoholic widower is told dementia is going to take hold of him over the next year. But Allen is determined to avoid the same humiliating deterioration and death of his father. He requests to die in a fun way with the help of his sons and daughter, but they refuse. So, Allen puts a hit out on himself over the dark web, disconnects his phone and email, then sets out on a world tour. His kids set out to find him and stop him before one of the assassins do, which becomes more pressing after his goofy neurologist reveals that the diagnosis was a mistake!